Housewarming threats

I’m excited about my housewarming party even more than I am excited about moving. My new apartment is WAY better than my old crib, and I’m planning on THE-GREATEST-PARTY-EVER. However, this is not my first time moving to a new apartment, and also not the first time throwing housewarming parties. And you know what? I know the consequences! And I’m not going to repeat my mistakes. Here are some lessons that I’ve learned from my previous parties.
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